Talon: Alright, kids, it’s time to milk them cows!
Cows: Mooo??!!
Dinker: Um, I don’t think that will be necessary , Talon, ever. So, today, we’ve got some fabulous updates. What’s in the lineup, Linker?
Linker: *scratches butt* We have updates?
Dinker: Oh… *looks at trees*… So, what do you all think of the Spirit Tracks coming up?Or maybe you guys want to talk about the previous Zelda games?
Link: Aww man, why can’t there be a game where I’m bringing sexy back?
Zelda: I don’t think anyone would, ever, buy that game. Besides sexy never left.
Justin Timberlake: What? I thought we had something special, Zel? Come on, baby, this just can’t be summer love…
Talon: *singing alone* … make you want to say my name…
Zelda: Gah! I really thought we had something to update about.
Linker: Ooooh! I got something! I had the most amazing piece of gum today!
Zelda: *rolls her eyes* I meant something Zelda related. Hello?
Link: You know, Zelda, not everything revolves around you! Gosh!
Zelda: Okay, that’s it! *grabs a pillow and attempts to smother Link with it*
Link: Nooo! My gorgeous face! Don’t hurt it! I don’t want to look like Spirt Tracks Link!
Dinker: Oh, yeah, by the way, that game does not look appealing. I keep thinking back about the previous Zelda games, how much fun I had in them. Today, I was thinking about Wind Faker this afternoon. I remember how much I enjoyed the music. I remember how poetic Ganondorf spoke that I wrote some of his quotes in a notebook. I remember how much I enjoyed the sword-fighting gameplay; I liked how you could jump towards the back and stab the enemy. It was great.
Linker: Stabbing enemies is always exciting. It’s like baking a cake! But seriously, I must agree with Dinker on this one. Although there’s not too much information available about this new game, I have seen screencraps–er, screencaps, and I’m not impressed. I want more of an OOT feel or even a game that reflected the Zelda games of back in the day on the gameboy. Remember A Link to the Past? Why must we always try to recreate something that doesn’t need anything added to it. Zelda is an amazing franchise that definitely has had me hooked, and still hooked, on the original story and gameplay.
Link: Wow, that was deep man…
Talon: Amen!
Cows: MMMOOO!
Dinker: Exactly! I fear that the series is already dying.
Linker: I know, instead of improving they’re driving us diehard fans away. I’m starting to face this harsh reality, but I will always stay true and loyal to Ocarina of Time.
Dinker: I, too! I really love the Market Town’s hot beat and I am enamored by the ‘Minuet of the Forest.’Got a favorite moment?
Linker: Yeah! That’s definitely sexy time! Favorite moment? I liked when Darunia got his groove on when he heard Link play the ocarina! Oooh, and Zora’s Temple was awesome, too. Where we got to skate on the ice? That was fun.
And jump off the cliff into the water! I did that a couple of times!! You?
Dinker: That was some hot cliff diving!
Talon: I liked the part when Link came to my house at night to collect all my cuccos.
Dinker: Um, yeah. I was kind of touched when Link and Saria met in the Chamber of Sages one last time. Link was grown up and Saria remained the same. And, the only way to maintain their friendship was through her song. I found it hapless, but it was for their best interests. Saria needed to safeguard the Forest Temple.
Linker: Yea, that was sweet! OOT had so many life lessons!
Dinker: Yup! And there will be more reminiscing about Ocarina of Time. So, guys, have a fun Halloween, or stay cool. We’ll see you in our next broadcast. Night!
Linker: Peace out! You’ll never guess my costume, it’s a secret! 
